KNOCK KNOCKDr.3bdulmi7sen: Tefa’6alLulu: Ilsalam Dr.3bdulmi7sen, you wanted to see me?Dr.3bdulmi7sen: Ee Lulwa tefa’6ilayLulu: Dam fa’6lik.Dr.3bdulmi7se: I am sure you noticed my son has not been to work for 3 months now, and I am sure you know why.Lul…

KNOCK KNOCKDr.3bdulmi7sen: Tefa’6alLulu: Ilsalam Dr.3bdulmi7sen, you wanted to see me?Dr.3bdulmi7sen: Ee Lulwa tefa’6ilayLulu: Dam fa’6lik.Dr.3bdulmi7se: I am sure you noticed my son has not been to work for 3 months now, and I am sure you know why.Lul…

Part I
It was an old-fashioned door handle with a clunky key that fitted into a hole. When the key was removed, one could get a good view of the room. Well, as good as anyone could get peeping into a keyhole, I suppose.
Hamad had removed the bathroom key purposefully the night before and he was [...]

convo n.1

im out with HH, wearing a DRESS.

HH: 7elo 3alaich chethy:D

moi: sheno ely 7elo 3aley?

HH: el tanoora el kamla (wtf?)

moi: sheno tanoora kamla?;\

HH: *points at my dress*;\;\!!
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convo n.2

im watching TV with grandma. zain ad appeared, the one ely feha 3ayayez http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEySHohaY_Y

grandma: ge6e3a yashenhom hal 3ayayez

moi: *laughs* laish eshfehom?

grandma: eshkoberhom, chan 7a6aw 3ayayez es’3ar nafsna. ( btw the 3ayayez and sheyab in the ad taqreban eb3omerha :P)

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convo n.3

moi kash5a o msawya esha3ar o make up o kelshay! (elmafroth y3ny) and going to the zwara tonight

mother: 3alama wayhech chaby?!

moi: laish eshfeeh wayhe?:O

mother: 7e6ay make up shwaya min zeman mu shayfenech 3ammatech.

moi: um..mama ana already 7a66a make up;\!!( AFAAAAAAA)

mother: wee ee, yumma takleen 3del? chenech tha3fana? (ya3ny betrage3);\!!!

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convo n.4

sitting with cousins and their friends

cousin n.1: egolon etha kalety your face cream, your skin et9er a7la o an3am!

friend: 9ij?! manetsamam?

cousin n.1: la 3ady bas eklay eshwaya (7adech ga3da tafteeeeeeeen)!

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convo n.5

still with cousins and their friends

cousin n.2: meno edesh blogs?!

cousin n.1+ friend n.1+friend n.2+friend n.3 : we read blogs BAS MA3ENDENA (3alena;)?)

cousin n.2: et3arfoon GLITTER?

kelehom: eee

cousin n.2: etyanin 9a7?!

cousin n.1+friend n.2+friend n.3: ee etyanin, zo’3a, funny! (esh3alaich glitter sha3beya:D)

friend n.1: ma7ebha maleeqa! ( ouch;$)
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convo n.6

friend: ma ashtehy el reyayel:@!!!

moi: laish?

friend: 6b3an betgolin laish, 3endech rayal eth’haba!!

moi: ;\!

The next few months were simply unyielding. I did not accept any of his calls, I did not reply to any of his messages and at work I kept it professional.He looked devastating, simple heart breaking. I wanted to rush over to him and hug him. I wanted…

The next few months were simply unyielding. I did not accept any of his calls, I did not reply to any of his messages and at work I kept it professional.He looked devastating, simple heart breaking. I wanted to rush over to him and hug him. I wanted…

I woke up feeling elated. Akeed ams was a dream, no way that happened.What got over me.I cant control myself ma3a, ugh his yes o his lips bs whats killing his the way he smells o mo bs his perfume, him the way he smells.Okay I need to snap out of this…

*Eyes popping out of their socket*

Over 100,000 hits?

Meta?
o ana wain kint?
Why wasn’t I here to witness this historical event?

Over 100,000 hits in less than a year!!
I’m humbled!!

Oh no..
My record..
My list of honorees..

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***Wonderful Update***

YiPPeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeYYY

MYSTERY RESOLVED!

:-D

If I’d only bothered to check my email before publishing this post!!!

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“El jihaz mu’3la8 aw kharij—” “Chuub!” I grumbled, throwing my phone down and watching it land awfully close to the edge of the bed. “Shino hatha jihaza mu’3la8 lai mita?!” “Shfeech yal 3ayooz bessich t7al6em!” Dalal teased,…

I needed an escape route. This was all too much for me to fathom. My brothers needed me, my parents were relying on me, my aunt depended me, 3bdullah loved me and 3mr wanted me. Where is my knight? I needed someone, anyone.3bdullah showed up bright…

I needed an escape route. This was all too much for me to fathom. My brothers needed me, my parents were relying on me, my aunt depended me, 3bdullah loved me and 3mr wanted me. Where is my knight? I needed someone, anyone.3bdullah showed up bright…

Yousif was still MIA. Missing in action that is. Naylah and Sarah wasted no time in the weekend. They were determined to make it a great weekend, since they were both feeling a little down. On Thursday, they went to a watch a new movie at Saar Cinema, …

Hey girlies and guys :)I created a new e-mail account for those who want to send e-mails or ask for advice or whatever the case may be. The e-mail is chicken.soup.q8@hotmail.com :)Hope to hear from you!

Hey girlies and guys :)I created a new e-mail account for those who want to send e-mails or ask for advice or whatever the case may be. The e-mail is chicken.soup.q8@hotmail.com :)Hope to hear from you!

BADER6la3t mo hayna b3d, shai6ana.Ya 7ilo ibtisamt-ha.She is so innocent, a5af I corrupt her. I would never forgive myself.5ala9 we will take it slow, mala da3y ay sowalif.Itha kilish kilish cold showers lool.7tan if she tries, which I doubt she will …

“You sure you don’t mind?” I asked Haifa on the way to Starbucks.“La, it’s fine, shda3wa? It’s only Khaled.” She replied and flashed a smile.It’s only Khaled. Right. If she only knew.I smiled back and hooked up my Ipod to the sound syst…

“You sure you don’t mind?” I asked Haifa on the way to Starbucks.“La, it’s fine, shda3wa? It’s only Khaled.” She replied and flashed a smile.It’s only Khaled. Right. If she only knew.I smiled back and hooked up my Ipod to the sound syst…

7:45 am… i am just sitting on my desk. I am just sipping my coffee that tastes a bit like fairy liquid because i just washed the cup and seems like it didnt rinse thoroughly…
Briiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
My office phone rings. A strange number. I think about ignoring it for a moment but knew i didn’t want to [...]

JARA7′S DINNER AT HIS SHALAIHIf you need somebody to care for you, oh let me be the one to stay, the one to stand come and take my hand. Hey, dont you worry confide in me, when I say not to worry, cause ill be by your side. Whoever you be, see the co…