Rima: WHAT !

Noura: He did something.

Rima: Oh c’mon Noura it’s not like he blocked my number.

Noura: Haha think twice my dear.

Rima: And he’d do that because …

Noura: He would ok.

Rima: Why the hell would he?

Noura: 7beebty there’s alot of things he’s capable of .

Rima: Is there something your not telling me?

Noura: …..

Rima: Noura ?

Noura: Hm?

Rima: What’s going on?

Noura: It’s not the time Rima.

Rima: HAW ! Wsh feeki, 83da t5awfeeni.

Noura: How fast can you get here ?

Rima: I’ll get the first flight out.

Noura: Great. I’ve got a little visit I have to make. Call me later.

Why would he do such a thing? She’s my best friend, he has no right to interfere with my friendships. I needed to confront him but how? If I went to the house alone he might do something. For all I know he’s planning something right now. I’ve been through all the stages of abuse so what more could there possibly be, this was a risk I had to take. I needed to know why he did this. Why he shut my friend out of my life.

I got into my car and started the engine but before I could even make a move Fahad popped up at my window.

Fahad: Where are you going?

Noura: Oh hey Fahad listen I can’t make it for dinner tonight.

Fahad: 5air esh fee?

Noura: I have this little erand to run.

Fahad: Well if its little then why don’t I come with you. Keep you company.

Noura: Uhh.. no thanks wallah I’ll be back in a while.

Fahad: Oh so you’ll be back in time?

Noura: I dont think so. Wait what are you still doing here?

Fahad: What do you mean?

Noura: I mean you just left my house like 20 minutes ago.

Fahad: Oh yeah, I was in my car.

Noura: Ummm.. stalk much ?

Fahad: Huh?

Noura: Why didn’t you leave?

Fahad: I was smoking a ciggaret.

Noura: And…

Fahad: It’s bad to smoke while you drive.

Noura: I see. Well I gotta go so bye.

Fahad thought… An erand huh? What is she getting herself into?

I arrived at M7sins house and looked around for him. Nobody was home, not even the maids. I sat and waited nervously on the chair infront of the door. My heart was racing like a beating drum. What was going to happen once that door opens?

M7sin: Noura?

Noura: Yes it’s me.

M7sin: See I knew you would come to your senses.

Noura: Oh no I’m not here for that.

M7sin: Aha.. ajal wsh tebeen ?

Noura: Why didn’t you tell me Rima called?

M7sin: Excuse me?

Noura: Why did you block her number?

M7sin: I did it for us.

Noura: Don’t you mean you?

M7sin: It’s the past. I assume you’ve talked to her so 5ala9 no need for your drama.

Noura: Oh my drama is well needed in this situation. You had no right M7sin !

M7sin: I don’t have to stand for this.

Noura: The hell you do !

M7sin: Look… I’ve just gotten back and I’m tired. So is there anything else?

Noura: WHY DID YOU DO IT ?

M7sin: Bs kitha mazaj.. bkefi.. ana aby.

Noura: Mashallah .. and that’s your answer?

M7sin:Yeah.

Noura: *whsipered* I hate you.

M7sin: What did you just say to me?

Noura: I said I HATE YOU !

M7sin: T3ali hina ya bnt *pulling my hair* meen t7asby nafsik haa? U97ik tkalmeni kitha fahma !!

The door bell rang. Perfect timing.

Is it just me or does “he” seem to be everywhere at the right moment.

M7sin: You’ve got to be kidding me !

Fahad: Noura yallah were leaving.

M7sin: Na3am? Hathi marty mu bkefik ya 7beeby, yallah i6la3.

Fahad: Noura get in the car now.

I did what I was told and got into Fahad’s car.

Fahad: Ism3 tra ma nb’3a mshakel fa 5leek f makanik o a7na bnroo7.

With that said Fahad walked out and came to me. Leaving M7sin standing in his place with a confused look.


Fahad and I drove back to the city. We parked infront my parents house but a few blocks away. We started talking.

Noura: Did you follow me ?

Fahad: No, I just knew.

Noura: Well for once I’m glad you were there , Thank you.

Fahad: Why did you even go there?

Noura: I needed to confront him about something.

Fahad: You could have just called him Noura, What if I wasnt there huh? What do you think would be going on right now?

Noura: 7a9al ili 7a9al ok 5ala9. Its over.

Fahad: Oh its far from over.

Noura: What’s that supposed to mean?

Fahad: Nothing…

Noura: I’m sorry.. I didn’t mean to do anything wrong.

Fahad: It’s ok..

Noura: Fahad?

Fahad: Na3am ?

Noura: Tell me the truth.

Fahad: About…

Noura: You.

Fahad: Well… theres nothing to tell.

Noura: How do you know EVERYTHING about me?

Fahad: Lucky guesses.

Noura: Oh my god I have got to teach you how to lie !

Fahad: Noura wallah !

Noura: La t7lif !! I want you to look me in the eye and tell me. Tell me your not lying.

Fahad: I’m.. not.. lying.

Noura: How dare you !

I got out of his car in a hurry and started walking home. He grabbed my hand and pulled me close to him.

Fahad: I love you.

Noura: What? *confused*

Fahad: Always have. Always will.

Noura: Who the hell are you ?

Fahad: I should have never let you go Noura… My Nouni.

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Dear Diary,It’s been a couple of weeks since Fa6ma and 3abdallah got back together, at the beginning I could see she was still reluctant, but the more time he spent with her the more confident she became and the happier she looked.I’m trying to spend a…

Cuteandcuddly this is for you;* I love you;**

Bandar: Hmm i’ve been thinking about that too yesterday and I came up with the perfect idea.

Cala: You have? What is it?

Bandar: Simple, you see, Summer vacation is coming up, you can tell your parents that you’re taking an extra curricular course where they offer classes that aren’t offered here in Kuwait and that you need it for your major.

Cala: Hmm so my love is a smart ass wana madri?

Bandar: Ti6anizaain??

Cala: La walah I’m serious, you’re right, aslan my dad has been nagging me to do something that’s “useful” as I recall.

And just like that, with all our talks, I forgot all about Mi7sen.

Bandar: Baby, how about we go out for coffee after class?

Cala: laa 7abeebi, I wanna go back home, to propose the idea to my parents, I can’t wait I wanna knw their answer

Bandar: 6oul 3umrich 3ayla

Cala: Lol, ok so how about this? I go and ask them, and I’ll tell you what they say when we go out for coffee but AFTER their decision?

Bandar: This sounds great, I can’t wait.

I drove back home, and couldn’t wait to tell my parents about the idea.

Cala: MAAMAAA, BABAAA I’m home

Mama: Hala mama, ibooch lail7eena ma wisal

Cala: Ok, I’m gonna call him to see when he’s coming, I wanna talk to you guys about something

Mama: Khair sh9ayer?

Cala: Wala shay mama, lat7ateen

I heard the keys nibbling in the door and smiled instantly knowing that it’s gonna be my dad.

I went to him and hugged him

Cala: I miss you baba

He hugged me back

Baba: Hala baba, shakhbarich? Wainich hal ayam, min ziman ma shiftich

Cala: Ee baba, 7agik 3alay tadri hal ayam imti7inat oo chithi

Baba: eee yala shiday 7ailich baba ma biga shay

He went to my mom and kissed her hand,

Baba: Shlounech yal ghalya?

Mama was blushing, their adorable, even after all these years, I couldn’t help but wonder if Bandar and I are gonna be like my parents even after 25 years of marriage.

Mama: enshala, al7een ana arou7 anchib el ghada

Baba: ya 7abeebti, ana laish 7a6lich 5adam? Khaleehum ihma yanchiboon el ghada, wila shmihnat’hum?

Mama: la 7abeebi 3adi, may3arfoun lazim ana ib nafsi

Mama headed to the kitchen while my dad pulled me towards him embracing me

Baba: Omich ras’ha yabis

Cala: Haha ba3ad shinsawi, omna lazim nit7amalha

Baba: Calo! Ista7ay

Cala: Haha I sorry baba

Baba: I sorry ba3ad shti6la3?

Cala hmm let love;** explain that to him: Nothing nothing baba it’s just a cuter way for saying i’m sorry

Baba: hehe intaw oo mus6ala7atkum, manla7ig

Cala: Baba you know what? Awal ma a7ad egoolik shay oo ma3jibak just tell him whatever

Baba: Whatever

Cala: Yeah, you just say it

Mama came in with the lunch and had the cook make me my own dish since the lunch was fish and I didn’t eat fish

Baba: Shma3na Cala? Shinu ya3ni ehya she’s special itsaweenlaha 6aba8 broo7′ha wana la2?

Mama: la 7abeebi bas adri inik t7ib il simach oo bintik el di3la ma takil

He didn’t reply

Mama: Za3alt?

Baba: Whatever

And we all burst out into laughter.

It was the right moment, I told my parents about my summer program, and here’s what they had to say, something that I didn’t expect AT ALL

PS: I reposted it so it would show first, for some reason it wasn’t showing;* and i’m gonna copy ur comments:p

Once upon a time in a faraway land – ok, not so far away. It was just Mangaf, shda3wa. Anyway. There lived a girl. Her name was Salma. Salma was twenty-five years old. She wasn’t your typical pretty Kuwaiti girl. But there was something about h…

26. you’ll leave a message on his answering machine

27- you’ll barely remember the message in the morning

28- your ex will never forget it

29- his french girlfriend will never forget it
a) it will remind her of drunken message she left her ex

30- you’ll tell yourself you’ll never call a man when you’r drunk
A)ha

31-you’ll call your girlfriend and say, “you’re never going to believe what i did last night”

32-she’ll say, ‘you got drunk and called your ex’

33-you’ll be grateful fro your girlfriends

34-you;ll decide that you dont need a man

35-you’ll think: i have a girlfriends
a)i have a job
b)i have a cat

36-you’ll share your haagen dazs with your cat

37- you’ll watch a whole season of sex in the city

38-you’ll sit in a cafe with a good book

39-you’ll wonder why you ever thought you wanted a man in your life

40-a man seated near you in the cafe will ask what you’re reading

41- he’ll be tall
a)dark
b)handsome
c)french
d)okay he wont be french

42- you’ll say “war and Peace’
a)”remembrance of things plus”
b)”if i’m so wonderful, why am i single?”

43-he’ll say, “i love Tolstoy”

44- you’ll wonder why you ever wondered about wanting a man in your life

45-you’ll wonder why you ever doubted that you’d meet man

46-you’ll have an afternoon you thought could happen only in movie

47-you’ll call your girlfriend and say, “you’re never going to believe what happend to me today “

:)
until next time
xoxoxox

>> There’s only a month and half left till I’m off << :S

I’m so excited for this summer. I mean London hello0o !! O tra by the way it changed alot since last year. I mean now everyone goes there. Who wouldn’t? It’s London. Plus I’ve lived there since I was 2 for about 3 years, and have always gone there twice a year. I know it like the back of my hand.

But see the thing that’s bugging me is that only two of my friends are going and one isnt really sure. The rest are off to other parts of the world ! Uff!! Losers !!

Y3ni wsh ra7 asawi al7een? Ma ra7 a5ali youm tmurni o ana 83da f l bait. Bs wsh feekom into ?

T3lo London tra a7la shay b Europe, other than Italy. And if someone says beruit I will hunt you down and kill you. ZAHAAAAAAA8 BERUIT ZAHAAAAAA8 !! MDRI WSH TSAWOON HINAK? <

Problemo: I’ve got only two friends coming to London and it’s so unfair cause ma ra7 ykoon FUN!! ABIIII NAAASSS !!!

:( I so hate this !!

Heeey beautiful people i wont be posting for 2 weeks la2na i have finals :( .. 7ada mali khilg i study and all that stuff..UUGGH i wish i can just close my eyes then open them wila ana imkhal9a with all my finals..hehe thats never gona happen..and agai…

I bought a book like one year ago which i didnt read only yeasterday !!!!!!!!!!!!
It is so cute. It is a love story in a list. The list is 781 points long.
The author’s name is Aneva Stout and the books title is THE LIST.

So i would like to give you a sneak peek of the book !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so the story starts

1-You will dream about meeting Mr. Right.
a) you’ll be eleven
b) twelve
c) forty-six

2-Your first Mr.right will be a rock star.

3-your first Mr. wrong will be a musician.

4- you will not learn from this.

5-you will get advice about men from you mother.
a) it’s as easy to love a rich man as a poor man
b) the way to a mans heart is his stomach
c) good luck

6- you’ll decide your mother has no idea whats she’s talking about.
a)untill you’re her age

7-You’ll go out with a girlfriend, hoping to meet Mr.right
a) you’ll be twenty
b) thirty
c) your mother’s age

8-you’ll meet a man in a bar.
a) the bartender
b) the bouncer
c) a banker
d) a man who’s wearing a T-short that says: Eat me

9-you’ll go out with the banker

10- he’ll ask you if you ever watch CNN.

11-He’ll ask you if you own any mutual funds.

12-he’ll order a virgen margarita
a) no salt

13- you’ll need a tequila

14- you’ll wish you had picked the guy with the t-shirt

15-you’ll go with a guy who looks like the guys who was wearing the t-shirt

16- he’ll ask you if you ever seen Spider-Man

17- he’ll ask you if you have any money becasue he forgot his

18- he’ll ask you if he can barrow money until he gets paid

19- you’ll go home and call yourmother

20-you’ll go home and eat a pint of haagen-dazs

21- you’ll go home and call your ex

22- a women will answer the phone

23- she’ll have a french accent

24-you’ll break out the vodla

25- and call your ex again

so what do you think of the list so far ?

until next time
xoxoxox

This ones dedicated to
DAZZLIN (love ya dahling!) ;*

Enjoy..
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Baba: ta3al laish Jassim ma ya?

Baba mal Bader ;p (bo jassim): Waiiih tadree feeh lahy ma3a morta wi3yala..

Baba: ee allah y3eena ;p

And they laughed..

after a few decent minutes ;p..

The food arrived

And they all ate while laughing.. joking.. and having a really good time..

fai9al bader and jumana were done eating, while the elder ones including 7ammani were still eating and disscussing god knows waaht..

Bader: shraykom inroo7 na5ith lina baskin robbins? 7addy mishtihyy!

Fai9al: EEE 7ADDAA!

Bader gave fai9aal a look but jumana didnt notice..

Fai9al: uhh laaaaa 8a9di mishtihy bas maly 5ilg aroo7.. yeebly ma3ak 3 scoops cookies N cream oo chocolate oo mint oo matga9er :O)

Bader: Wintay jumana?

Jumana: mashkoor maby shaay…

Bader: Laaaa may9eeer..

Jumana: bader tawny maklaa..

Bader: eee dessert!

Jumana: laaa mashkoor..

Bader: 3AMMY 6ALA TARA JUMANA GA3DA IT2ATHENY!

Jumanas face turned tomatoe red…
Jumana “umbaaai!! 7maar ;p!!”

Baba: Jumana!! killish wala Bader 3aaad!

Bader: shifty shloooooun!! lazim ma t2athiny fa raa7 takleeen ic-cream!!

Jumanas face was flushed..
Jumana “aahhhh!”

Bader smiled
Bader “6aaa3 shooun in9ifag wayihaa ;p hehe”

Bader: yallaa 3aad!

Jumana: okaai abee rainbow flavor..

Bader got up and Jumana was still placed on her seat..

Bader: laaish ga3daa??

Jumana: laaaish ma ag3ad??

Bader: 3abaalich baroo7 broo7y :P

Jumana: 3ayaal?

Bader: intaaay bityeen ma3aay!

Jumana: laaaa i7liiif!

Bader: 3ammi 6ala ana w jumana binroo7 inyeeb ice-cream taboon shay??

7amanni: coffeee

Bader: wilbajy??

Everybody else: ee.. laaa mshkoor.. manaby.. twakkilaw 3ala allah..

Jumana and Bader walked outside..

Jumana “Obooy ma gal shay!.. again.. !!”

He opened the door of his aston martin for her..

Jumana: thank u C:

Bader: il-3afo :)

they turned on the radio and listened to 88.8 show mal rashrish.haa ya waleedaan.. ;p
For people who havent heard of this show: Its a show where the mothee3 asks you mofrad il-kalima and u say jam3ha and vise versa.. and before you start you have to say RASHRISH.HA YA WALEEDAN (his name is waleed) :P ba3dain if u lose u have to say ANA MARRY WANA 5ASRANA.. get it?? ;p they were laughing at il-badliyyat illy people ga3deen ygi6oonha.. especially when there was this guy named 7assan.. il-mothee3 galla where are you? he said marina mall.. gala where in marina mall?.. waiting bil-7ammam he answered… ba3daaain kammilaw il-li3ba laiman madree shgal chan y5aser.. chan ygool waleedan ;p GOOOL ILKALIMA ILSHAHEEERAA!! chan ygool..
Ana 7assan wana 7ASRAAN..
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!! on LIVE RADIO!! :P everyone in kuwait heard him ;p poor thing..
So Bader and Jumana laughed till tears came out of there eyes..

they arrived to baskin robbins illy ib jam3iyyat ishamiyya.. it was crowded.. 7aiil..

Bader: ollaaaa za7maa…

Jumana: Allah y3eenik..

Bader: tara btanzileeen ma3aaay!!

Jumana: laa2 ;p

Bader: IMBALA!

Jumana: LA2!!

Bader got out of the car..

Jumana: hehe i won.. ;p

He headed for her side of the door..

and she quickly locked it..

He saw her and then smiled.. and then gave her the awarreech look.. and then walked away..

She waited 15 minues listening to the radio..
and then she saw Bader in his white crisp dishdasha.. making his way through all the spikanians and roubiyyat (new term for girls who put stuffings and gowaa6y roub in their 7jaab or just make a borj il3arab puff.. ;p) He looked absolutely gorgeous.. all the girls stared at him, and some guys too..

Jumana ” WALLAH LA2ABO6 3YOONKOM!! STOP STARRING STOPP!! MINE MINE!!”

Bader approuched the car with a really goofy smile on his face and chees baskin robbins in one hand..
He opened the door put the bags in and started the engine…
still with his goofy smile..

Jumana: laaish chithy ur smiling? ;p

Bader: laaaish m2aatheech??

Jumana: laaa.. bas shaklik 3abee6..

Bader in a low tone: inshoof mino a5er shay bi9eer shaklaa 3abee6.. hehe

Jumana: ha?

Bader: salamtich.. :)

she shook her head and smiled..

He was driving on the gulf road.. then he took a turn that wouldnt lead to lenotre..

Jumana: Bader laish laffaaait..

Bader: bawareech shaay.. :O)

Jumana: um.. ma ta2a5arnaa??

Bader: laaaa 3ady..

Jumana: Okaii..

they drived for two minutes untill they got to mokaan fee msafe6 oo ba3dain dock.. and lots of boats and yachts and stuff…

He parked in the parking lot facing the ocean and parked yachts ..
The moon was full..

Dear Diary,After S3ood left yesterday I sat with Fa6ma to figure out what she’ll do next,”Are you staying?” I asked,”I don’t know, ya3ny S3ood makes sense bs madry. Nooro ma 3ad feeny energy, I can’t fight anymore”"Then don’t, he’s not fighting you any…

I stormed out of Crystal Mall. There clearly was no point in staying. It’s offical the guy is a freak! I arrived back home, opend the door in a thunder and stombed up to my room furious.

Mother: 7beebty? Is that you?

My mom got worried so she followed me up.

Noura: Mama tra now is really not a good time.

Mother: Nouni what’s wrong .. where’s Fahad?

Noura: DO NOT BRING UP HIS NAME !

Mother: Bismilah ya bnt hadi shway. Wsh 9ar?

Noura: The guy is a freak, sorry mama bs he is. I’ve only met him twice in my life and fj2a he knows all these things about me!

Mother: Ahaa.. well you … look tired so .. uhh want some tea?

Noura: Mama shfeki kitha?

Mother: La 7beebty mafini shay, tea?

Noura: Umm… no thank’s. *confused*

Mother: Ok I’m downstairs if you need anything.

My mom rushed down staris and grabbed the phone. She made one hell of a surprising call.

Mother: What’s the matter with you? You can’t keep doing this?

Fahad: Wallah ini asif ya 5alty bs wallah b3thela7yan ansa o a7is ina ma 9ar shay.

Mother: Whatever your reasons are I don’t want to hear it ! Just try to control yourself please.

Fahad: Ya 5alty inti ili you told me to take her out.

Mother: Yes but that doesnt mean you know what.

Fahad: E faham 5alty o wallah ini asif.

Mother: *sigh* The reason I let her go out with you today is because she need to get some air, lazim t’3ayer jaw shway. So of your gonna keep this up then I don’t want you hanging out with her.

Fahad: LA! 5ala9 5alty wallah ini asif sam7eny.

Mother: 6yb, yallah ana lazim aro7. Bs t3alaha bkra o t2asaf.

Fahad: Bs wsh agolaha lw sa2alatni ?

Mother: Mali sho’3al feek, this is your mess so clean it up!

Fahad: 7ather.

After that within a couple of hours it was dinner. My dad couldn’t make it cause he had to work late again. Yeah, that’s what being a president of a company does to you. Jimmy was missing another dinner again. I had to cover for him while he was out with his preciouse Yasmeen. So it was just me, Yasser, and my mom.

Yasser: Wallah 6afahsny wsh tha , ma y8dar y6l3 b3d il 3asha?

Noura: Yaso 3adi let it go, he’s just a kid having fun. Remember what you were like? We barely saw you.

Yasser: Yeah but atleast I made it for lunch and dinner everynight.

Mother: 9adga wallah I’m gonna go call him.

Noura: NO!

Mother: Na3am?

Noura: Hehe, I mean you stay enjoy your meals, I’ll call him.

*Dialing Jimmy*

Jimmy: Alo ?

Noura: Where the hell are you? It’s been two hours!

Jimmy: Relax I’m with Jasmine.

Noura: La wallah ajal btkoon m3 meen! Listen get your but over here now. I’m fried over here.

Jimmy: Nouni please wallah I’m having the time of my life.

Noura: The time of your life talking I hope?

Jimmy: E 6b3an I would never take advantage of her like that.

Noura: Oh my god when will you be back?

Jimmy: Give me half an hour.

Noura: Fine, but I swear if your late even for a minute I’m spilling.

Jimmy: Ok ok ok bye !

The next afternoon I walked down to find Fahad in the living room with M7sin by his side. They were sitting opposit of one another staring at the floor. I walked in pulled M7sin with me and started.

Noura: What are you doing here?

M7sin: I came to see my wife.

Noura; Yeah well she still doesnt want to see your sick face.

M7sin: I miss you…

Noura: No, you miss someone to beat around.

M7sin: *silent*

Noura: Now get out before I call my parents.

M7sin: Y..you told them?

Noura: Hell yeah.

M7sin: Why?

Noura: Sorry but your dirty luandry’s done sweeite. So leave.

M7sin: So your not coming back.

Noura: No I’m sorry. I cant be with someone like you.

M7sin: But we can fix things, I’ll go to a doctor, anything just please dont leave me. *kissed my feet*

Noura: M7sin no ok, just donw, stop kissing my feet. Get up.. your pathetic.

M7sin: This is how you talk to your husband?

Noura: No it’s not. This is how I talk to the man who damaged me.

M7sin: Well what do you want me to do?

Noura: Give me my divorce.

M7sin: Sorry but I can’t do that.

Noura: Mo 3la keifik.. I want it !

M7sin: Do you know what this could do to my reputation?

Noura: I dont give.

M7sin: No divorce sweetie. *walking out*

I walked back into the living room.

Noura: Ok get M7sin the hell out of here, check. Now get Fahad the hell out of here. Out you go.

Fahad: Noura please I want to talk yo you.

Noura: We can talk by the door.

Fahad: I’m sorry.

Noura: For what?

Fahad: For yesterday, the things I said.

Noura: Mm hmm..

Fahad: I just guessed the drink cause alot of girls I know take that drink so thought you’d like it too. And the top , well I remember shopping with my mom and she kinda got the same one.

Noura: Wow, you really suck at lying.

Fahad: No its true.

Noura: Whatever Fahad, so girls huh?

Fahad: By girls i ment –

Noura: I don’t care you don’t need to explain yourself to me.

Fahad: Yeah But I want to.

Noura: So what now?

Fahad: I was hoping I could extend my apology and take you out to dinner…. I’m not asking for a date if that’s what your thinking.

Noura: Thanks but.. no thanks.

Fahad: Noura please why you got to be this way?

Noura: Fine, Pick me up in two hours.

*Incoming Call (House Phone)*

Noura: Hello ?

Rima: Noura?

Noura: Oh my god!

Rima: Where have you been?

Noura: Here waiting for you !

Rima: Well it would have been a lot easir if you hadn’t shut your damn phone?

Noura: What are you talking about I never shut it!

Rima: Huh? I called you one night and M7sin answered, he didn’t give you my message ?

Noura: You called? L2 ma jali message abadan..

Rima: Did all of your contacts get through to you?

Noura: Yes …… Whoah….. BASTARD !!

The wind
howls
through
sturdy panes.
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Young Spring leaves
flutter
in trepidation.
==
My heart
skittles
down
the dimly lit alley
==
a wayward
paper bag.
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Yesterday, i was standing in the middle of the food court in the Avenues with butootee, trying to decide which muffin/cookie/sweet to smuggle in to the movie wolverine, when butoote’s Zain phone line rings…
He has his zain line on an old phone with no saved names and he usually answers without knowing whose who…
Butootee: Aloo
Woman: Aloo? [...]