1- The eternal conversation you have on daily basis is: Vegetarian y3ni shino? y3ni Ma akel la7am… Inzain Dyay… wala dyay… enzain semach? wala semach… haaaaaaaaaw 3yal eshtakleen?! 2- People actually think you are putting on an act to attract attention…  like ur a daloo3a and saying “way meat la2 way”…  and that with a little firmness [...]

1- It is almost impossible to get an appointment. Everyone is fully booked weeks before hand. What am i supposed to do hire a fotrune teller to tell me when i am going to be invited this upcoming year? 2- If IF you are lucky enough to get an appointment… it is always in a [...]

6b3an ana mali sho’3ol fekom… it’s a free country o ppl barely speak q8y anymore… i am saying this about my self… why i, Danderma, never used/stopped using them… 1- “Y36eek/ch el 3afiyaa“… i feel like im in bab il 7ara greeting el3aqeed… my badeel oho Gawach/Gawak Allah… athrab 2- “Amana“… shamantah ballah? y3ni you [...]

1- When you enter the car… be it day or night, parked in the shade or under the sun, it is exactly like entering a furnace :S 2- Even with the best of cars… the AC will not start blowing cold air until you are 2 minutes away from your destination. 3- Unless you wear [...]

1- You make an appointment, you are there on time, and no one will be ready for you, end up waiting an hour extra and ruining your carefully planned out day! 2- There is always a *witty* woman barging in trying to squeeze her self between appointments. They almost always succed and might even take [...]