Years and Years ago… i was in Mubarkiya or some similar souq stocking up on Bukhoor (Incense) when i saw this mini Mubkhar (Incense Burner) that comes with a car attachement thing… Supposedly this electric Mubkhar should enable me to burn Bukhoor in my car comfortable since it’s tiny, stable, electric, doesn’t get too hot, and [...]

I slave over the stove trying to make the perfect vermicille rice, i was craving a meal of vermicille rice and KDD low fat yoghurt… 2 hours later my rice is done, steaming and fluffy… Butoote asks if it’s ready and i say yes… I then find the dish above… apparently my dear husband believes [...]

While browsing the shelves of our Co-Op i saw this Tang bag. I am not a fan of Tang at all but i thought it was strange to see a Pepper Shaker on the Front… i usually see fruits like mango strawberry… I pick up the bag wella it says ‘Lemon & Pepper’ EW Esta’3far [...]

Yes you read that right… Shampoo el7e9en!!!!! I was out with my sister the other day running some errands, on her list was ‘Buy Shampoo El7e9en’ from TSC… i was like shino Shampoo el7e9en b3d? According to my sisters and my aunt and my aunts best friend… Shampoo El7e9en is an AMAZING shampoo for all [...]

I know it’s been there for a while… the moment it was out i squealed and added it to my shopping cart… however it didn’t make it to the cash register… every single time afterwards the same scenario will repeat… i would take it, think how great it must be in my car, almost make [...]

Standing in line at the KNCC consession stand, i read the above advertisement… ”Production: The first Magazine for Creatives in the Middle East” Now what is wrong with that sentence? When was the word “Creatives” Invented? I thought Creative was an adjective! The only was for it to have a plural form is if it came [...]

We were about to watch a movie in Cinescape Avenues yesterday when a big black box by the entrance caught my attention… It had a pirate sign outside and two openings that looked like doorways and it looked like you could take a walk inside… I was very intrigued and naturally i wanted to step inside and [...]

A while ago i wanted to watch madry ay movie… and i coudln’t find reservations in a *decent* cinema. Killa ya Laila ya Ajyal… I thought it was because of the movie. I have been away for a while, now Shrek III is out, it is a Big Deal y3ni… i try to reserve but… [...]

Around 7 pm every day… i sit on the table with my main meal of the day. I switch on my tv, and i watch an Egyptian Series i like and follow on Rotana Zaman… Sometimes i flip between Rotana Zaman and Spacetoon Power to watch Conan between Rotana ads… But last Thursday, i sat down, [...]

Late night browsing at Geant 360 mall provided some entertainment for me… i couldn’t stop laughing when i saw the Arabic translation… Ay Fatha2 Tejari Allah yehadakom?! Can’t you just say, simply, Dakhel il Ma7al?! Tara ma yabelha shay! Filed under: Confused, Funny, Lost in Translation, Q8, Thing that annoy me! Tagged: Lost in Translation

I read it here and i couldn’t believe it!!!! OMG! Laish? They say because of the amount of rumors that go around using the BBM!!! Seriously? and SMS or Phone calls and emails won’t cause rumors to go around? Rumors have been spread ever since man started making stories up! there is no need for [...]

Underneath the Shuwaikh Port Bridge, there is some construction work going on AND this very stupid sign… In English Go Slow ok comprehendible… in Arabic Serr Khafif means NOTHING! Y3ni in an Arabian country having a road sign that makes sense in English but not in Arabic is very fashla! Why is it so hard [...]

Dear Tooth…
I am very very sorry… i should have bought the kit above when i saw it in Sainsburys the day your filling fell out… i should have filled you and gone to the dentist immediately when i was back to Q8… i should have taken better care of you, conquered my fear and took [...]

When you wanted to announce that you kill animals in a Halal way for ppl to eat… didn’t you find a better place to hang it than on this road sign? Seriously? Why? Are you advertising a cure for cancer?!
I took this while waiting for my turn at the Surra Roundabout… those signs are there [...]

Picture Source: PHOTOSHOT via Telegraph.co.uk
This is incredulous… Elthaher 3adwa elshamata intaqlat lohom… mo bs ele 3ndena ygolon kil shay 3qab min Allah!
source: http://www.nydailynews.com
A Reverend in the USA, Rev. Pat Robertson,  announced that what  happened in Haiti is caused by Gods anger since Haitians made a pact with the devil a long time ago: Devil helps them [...]

What the hell is this? Where are the womens faces? Why is it ok to show the hair and cover the faces? Khare3oone o ana bro7e mikhtar3a min jm3iyat Mishref!!!!
Posted in Confused, Freaks, Q8, Things that do not MAKE SENSE!

*** UPDATE***
I did get the Blackberry! I got the Javelin -or Curve 8900- with the viva line… o got some covers o cookies with it that i will post about late
 Thank you all very much for ur valuable comments and immediate help, without  it i would have still be thinking which one to take and missing out [...]

7athrat Janab My Beloved Dotting Husband, Mr. Butootee, Was out with a friend for coffee this afternoon…
So he leaves me home in the weekend to go for a cup of coffee, i don’t mind, im a coffee-holic, my mouth waters at the very mention of coffee, i tell him to go, enjoy his time, take as [...]

I am literally freaked!!!
Shinsawee? Wain inroo7 ? Wain inwaleee?
I am the kind of person who get flu 600 times a year!
and I do admit to have the Obsessive Compulsive Disorder thingy which can go very wrong!!! I already wash my hands with dettol 1000 times aday!!!!
Flu has reached the UK! THey are testing people’s temperatures in [...]

I found that stellotaped to the light pole infront of our house…

Can anyone make sense of that???
P.S. Do u think it’s a magic spell?!?!?!??!?!?!

I believe i am.
With what thoughts i have roaming around in my brain, with the hatred boiling in my heart, i do not think im that good of a person…
We were out today, when Butootee recieves a call from the only brother who calls him and still cares about him.
His brother asks him what [...]

I KNEW IT!
It was too good to be true. He cannot contain himself any longer. He must must MUST interfere at some point and try and SABOTAGE MY DIET!
and he is GOOD… he is very very good. He knows my one weakness in this world, the one thing i cannot resist. The one thing genetically [...]