My dear husband Butootee got all excited when he heard about the new OSN reciever thing. You give them a call and they bring you a brand new HD reciever that works without a card, free of charge. Your old card would render useless afterwards but you are supposed to be happy with your new [...]

Late night browsing at Geant 360 mall provided some entertainment for me… i couldn’t stop laughing when i saw the Arabic translation… Ay Fatha2 Tejari Allah yehadakom?! Can’t you just say, simply, Dakhel il Ma7al?! Tara ma yabelha shay! Filed under: Confused, Funny, Lost in Translation, Q8, Thing that annoy me! Tagged: Lost in Translation

Fi Amreka wa Oroba wal dowal il mota7athera… there is an invention called a Self Service Kiosk for all your picture printing needs. Simply take your pictures in a flash or a cd, or even via your phone by bluetooth, and voila! 5 minutes later you can have an array of merchandise with your pictures [...]

Underneath the Shuwaikh Port Bridge, there is some construction work going on AND this very stupid sign… In English Go Slow ok comprehendible… in Arabic Serr Khafif means NOTHING! Y3ni in an Arabian country having a road sign that makes sense in English but not in Arabic is very fashla! Why is it so hard [...]

When you wanted to announce that you kill animals in a Halal way for ppl to eat… didn’t you find a better place to hang it than on this road sign? Seriously? Why? Are you advertising a cure for cancer?!
I took this while waiting for my turn at the Surra Roundabout… those signs are there [...]

30+ years have passed o mako fayda… ppl still throw garbage from their car windows! I am so glad they at least learned to use the deodorant! 
Check out the story the end of the video @_@
Filed under: Life, Memories, Q8, Q8y Men, Sad, Society, Thing that annoy me!, Things I hate!, Things that do not MAKE SENSE! [...]

Hiccups can be the most annoying thing on earth… especially if they arrive on the worst inconvenient time – and thats when they usually do- i for one have suffered from hiccups for a long long time and tried every thing to get rid of them… until the day i discovered my golden method and i use [...]

I go out the door this morning only to find my moms car sprayed with two lines of foam from head to toe -or bumper to bumper- with the bloody dreaded foam! She was in the Avenues last night which means spraying has already started! We are still in the first 10 days of February! [...]

This bus had no problem whatsoever driving on Blajat Road with its back hood open and its engine and the whole gange in full view… i don’t know about you but i have never seen a car drive around with it’s hood up and that hood is there for a reason no? Viva Safety!
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Why?! Why would you so ARROGANTLY take up two parking spaces by deliberately parking like that?! Why? I would understand if you were driving a Ferarri or a Rolls and do not want it scratched… though if ur so afraid on them you should not buy them in the first place… but your waneet?! 
We scream and nag and cry all day [...]

I go to buy a box of K Special Cornflakes… i read the slogan on the box’s front and BAM… in one mere second, i am indignant and angry!
To promote their product and to convince us to buy it instead of a box of coco box… it is addressing consumers in English by saying ‘Look Special, Feel Special’… nothing [...]

Picture Source: PHOTOSHOT via Telegraph.co.uk
This is incredulous… Elthaher 3adwa elshamata intaqlat lohom… mo bs ele 3ndena ygolon kil shay 3qab min Allah!
source: http://www.nydailynews.com
A Reverend in the USA, Rev. Pat Robertson,  announced that what  happened in Haiti is caused by Gods anger since Haitians made a pact with the devil a long time ago: Devil helps them [...]

Movie? Amazing! I want that Jelly Fish Thing to play with! IMAX 3D? How movies must be watched. Kid sprawled on the floor next to me screaming and playing loudly out of boredom? I could have slapped her and her ignorant parents! Cutting scenes from the movie? Weeell we’re used to it… Blacking out scenes [...]

I think it’s pathetic. Complete with  an employee spraying customers with tester perfume. Then again there is  so much they are forbidden to sell, books and sitcoms and such… i guess they had no choice! plus it goes really well with all the books they stock of how to please your husband by looking good! Hmph!
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Blow disgusting cigarette smoke in the direction of innocent people walking by… because there could be a fasting girl passing and would inhale a mouthful of smoke and could possible kill him… Just because he is ignorant!
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Never have i seen Baskin Robbins logo on a halaga sign as this one! Laish ya rabi laiiish? Wain Baskin Robbins 3nkom?
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Ramathaaaaaan …. RAMATHAAAAAN … F’3ee F’3eeeeee Jacco The Month we LOVE RAMATHAAAAAAN broo broo beyaw beyaw kumsee kumsaa chaw chaw!
Shino hatha?
Wain ma a7e6 qanat, wa7ed le7yetah ish6olha o ga3ed “yanshed”?!
Inzain amana be allah… it is supposedly 7lal
Lakin tra i7na in Ramathaaaaaa! Y3ni nabi nesm3 hal a9wat il mobde3a tegra do3a2, tegra qur2an…
Mo kil 5 seconds [...]

I was told by several commenters on my last post that My beloved Cirtus Zest Diet Coke has been spotted in TSC Salwa…
 
My horrific encounter with the hooligans began this afternoon… all because i had nothing better to do but go and check the availability of the diet coke…
 
Just for the record, it is not available, it has [...]

I don’t know what else i can do. I think she is doing it on PURPOSE!
Here is the story… It is  between me, the waiter at the sandwich store @ work and i will call her L, and the poor mutated sandwich…
Take 1: Monday Morning at 7:40 AM
*Daddy’s Girl is calling the restuarant below*

Ring Ring… [...]

7athrat Janab My Beloved Dotting Husband, Mr. Butootee, Was out with a friend for coffee this afternoon…
So he leaves me home in the weekend to go for a cup of coffee, i don’t mind, im a coffee-holic, my mouth waters at the very mention of coffee, i tell him to go, enjoy his time, take as [...]

I believe i am.
With what thoughts i have roaming around in my brain, with the hatred boiling in my heart, i do not think im that good of a person…
We were out today, when Butootee recieves a call from the only brother who calls him and still cares about him.
His brother asks him what [...]

 
-for non arabic readers, 3ash = viva and sher6e is a policeman-
If u get out of ur house in Jabriya at 7:00 am, you know you will wait in a loooong line for ur turn to get out of Jabriya into 5th ring road.
Every single day, we stand patiently in our lane. Waiting to reach [...]

I KNEW IT!
It was too good to be true. He cannot contain himself any longer. He must must MUST interfere at some point and try and SABOTAGE MY DIET!
and he is GOOD… he is very very good. He knows my one weakness in this world, the one thing i cannot resist. The one thing genetically [...]

El sharha mo 3leehom. El Sharha 3la il jareeda il 3areeqa ilee rethat tansher hal i3lan!!!!
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Tra seriously il awadm yannaw!?
Ako something making all people crazier, more aggressive, something in the air maybe? or in the water?
Every day you hear stories about people treating others badly, people behaving oddly and very out of character, and lel asaf the rate is increasing!!!
What happened?
It happened last week on the same day i encountered the Hypocrite woman [...]

I recall incidents when i was teenager, there was a very rude friend of my moms who was very fond of an ugly silk shirt striped with cream, purple, and gold… i remember she was acting as rude as ever, o mom ga3da itjamelha, i was boiling, so i smile at her and ask her “khalty? Qameesich [...]

************UPDATE************
So i went on Thursday to starbucks in Keifan, the one next to the big gym, i ask for extra toffee, and they tell me “Oh well we dont have the toffee, we only add extra brown sugar now!!!!!! LA WALLAH?
Then they said, well ok do u want extra caramel on top?!
DO YOU EVEN [...]

People, or girls in Q8 in particular, tend to forget themselves while chewing gum!
Even the classeist girl can fall into this trap. Eating gum, chewing, and forgeting about it. Looking Very vulgar in the process…
Y3ni im standing in starbucks five minutes ago. A nice stylish girl 5 years younger than me, dressed up but casually, [...]

Intaw yanaytaw?
EE intaw yalle ga3deen tegroon!!! Kilokom!!! All of u who are living on Q8y soil and head over heels reserving numbers!!!
3lamkom?
Ma 3ndokom mobile phones?
Ma 3ndokom numbers?
Kil wa7ed o wa7da itha mo one line has two o three, o numbers min a7la ma ykoon…
Eshtaboon b3d?!
Shino hal mania ilee 7ashat kom… min sema3taw reservation o numbers [...]

Shino y3ni email ib hal ‘3aba2 yosalnee o im expected to believe it o forward it?
Mo ma3qoola y3ni… tra wee3… ay shay! Ignorance is one thing, not using ur brains AT ALL is just another… its a catastrophy actually!
Here is the email…
Subject: عاااااااااااااااااااااجل جدا جدا جدا………………………

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