Have you heard?

“Gossip girl is here ..

Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Kuwait, and i have the biggest news ever..

people of k-town, watch your back
cause you never know whos watching..
you can run, but now theres no hiding..

I’ll be having lots of news for everyone from my personal sources.

p.s. if there anything you guys are in need to tell the whole of kuwait, just msg.
Don’t worryy snitches, you won’t be mentioned ;)

you know you love me
xoxo
-Gossip Girl.”

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Yes,
this girl has no life other than to spread her poison of rumours and lies.

She mainly talks about the boys and girls in private school, but what made my blood boil is that she tarnishes the name of their parents as well.

I just read one of her msgs by accident, and my heart almost stopped.
The profanities, the carelessness of bringing up full names of ppl we know and love, the foul description of what she claims they did, the horrifying details…

My eyes popped out of their sockets and my jaw dropped to the floor.

3aib ..
La mo bas 3aib…
It’s 7aram!
Allah amar bl seter.
welly yaqthef elmo79anat 3eqbaha 3ind Allah ma3roof..

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I was just told the girl got caught,
someone hacked her account and found out her name,
other story say a bunch of guys went to her house and threatened to kill her,
they say she was badly beaten,
they say she stopped going to school..

I say,
Allah yaster 3alaina o yahdi iljamee3

Since this whole Swine Flu mania started, I never really concerned myself in following it up. I think the whole matter is blown way out of proportion. Something juicy for the newspapers to write about, and just another reason for our nowwab to lash out at the government.

That is until ……..

MY COUSIN GOT HIT BY IT!!

He was feeling a bit weak, so he got himself tested two days ago @ the International clinic. They told him the result of the test was NEGATIVE, and he was perfectly FINE.

So ilmaskeen continued living his life normally: Ra7 3azza il3adwani, o he went out with friends, and attended our weekly family gathering.. Only to receive a call from International Clinic yesterday informing him that he was INFECTED after all !!!!!

After TWO FULL DAYS of spreading his jerms around, tawah he learned that he has the Swine Flu!!

WHY INTERNATIONAL CLINIC, WHYYYYYYYY?

Shino hal ijraaam eb 7ag elnaaaas?

And now our household and the whole family is in a hysteric mode since my poor cousin ma khalla a7ad ma sallam 3alaih, including my mother :-(

I wasn’t there, but many of our little children were.

7asbiya Allah wa ni3ma ilwakeel..

7asbiya Allah wa ni3ma ilwakeel ..

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**Sometimes I wish I can just throw my love bracelet out of the window!!
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El sharha mo 3leehom. El Sharha 3la il jareeda il 3areeqa ilee rethat tansher hal i3lan!!!!
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She was told it was probably a tumor that was growing inside of her and causing her all this pain, and they scheduled her an X-Ray immediately the next morning.

She went home that night, held her new born baby all night, and cried herself out. Her loving husband was out of his wits with grief.

The next morning, result of the X-ray was in, and it shocked the hell out of everyone..

No, it was NOT a tumor- Thank GOD!

What was it you say?

I’ll tell you what,

IT WAS A DAMN TOWEL!!

Yes, you heard it right..

A BIG GREEN TOWEL, Left inside of her to rot after the cesarean she had three months ago when she had her little baby girl!!!

Just imagine, mo shash, mo a little cotton bandage, but a humongous towel.

The surgeon who extracted the towel was so blown by its size that he took out his mobile and took a picture of it next to a 5kd bill, which looked like a tiny 100 fils coin in comparison!!

YES.
This actually happened here, in Kuwait!!

And by whom…
The most prestigious doctor ever!!

And where..
Only the most luxurious hospital ever!!

*shaking her head in raging disbelief*

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Um-Manaf:
Sorry adri you are waiting for the salfa illy bedait’ha 3indich. I will write it soon I promise bas lel7en ma 3araft shasammy il title :-/

Poor Abboud,
his gf seems to have broken up with him!!!

YEAH!

That’ll just send her running back to his arms!

*Source

“Pls help! “, comes a voice I’ve never heard before pleading with me.

Now I don’t usually pick up the phone when a random number is calling, but since it was a KSA number, I answered thinking it was one of my saudi friends.

“Khair okhoy? “

“It’s my sister. I’ve been trying to reach her but I can’t get hold of her. The line just won’t connect!! ” He says with despair.

“Oh don’t worry.. ” I assure him, “ .. you probably just need to add a digit to her phone number, you know it’s a new system here in Kuwait“, I explain.

“Yes I know, ” he replied, quite frustrated, ” I added 6 but to no avail, I still can’t get hold of her. Please oh pls would you call her for me. Ask her to call her brother Ziyad, It’s really urgent“.

“Ok, sure“..

“Here’s her number: 66##### “

He hangs up and I quickly dial her number, poor thing must be worried sick about his sister.. I wait in anticipation for the line to connect but the mobile is switched off.

I put down my mobile, not knowing what to do..
Shall I call him back to tell him I couldn’t reach her?
But just as I thought of that an alarm bell went off in my head..

HEY!
Wait a second..
Just hold your horses G.G. and think it through!! <---- That is the wise me finally using her brain :-/

Who IS that guy? And how did he get my number?
What if it’s not really his sister?
Would I really want to be involved ??

My mobile rings again, it’s him !
Shall I ignore him?
La 7araam it’s rude..

“Aloo“
“So did you call her? “
“I did, but her mobile was switched off“
“Ok, call her again, or better yet, send her a msg.. “
Warning bells ringing in my head..
“La okhoy, you send her a msg, ana maby atdakhal akthar mn chetheeh, bs may I ask shloon you got my number?“
“bil 7ath! “

Bil 7ath, ya salam..
Ya salam 3la 7athy ana!!
A flashing police siren ringing crazily in my head

He continues : ” And I did send her a msg bs lel7een ma raddat 3alay. Pleeease, you send her one, mafeeha shy, just tell her Gharam pls call Ziyad” !!

What?
Did I hear that correctly?
her name is Gharam?!!!!!

YA LAHWIII..

Now i’m getting really uncomfortable, ” La okhoy aasfa, ana magdar….. “
And before I can even finish my sentence he cuts me off, murmuring something I didn’t quite understand, and then just like that he hangs up in my face!!!!

I look at my mobile incredulously..
Did that just happen?

Abbaih Glitter testahlain..
Ee testahlain 3al habaala illy intay feeha..
My goodness how galloble can one be ?!!

Sij ba66ait chabd nafsy..
7addy ba66ait chabd nafsy..

KALB, 7arny!

Seriously? bs Kalb?
Hatha illy gedartay 3alaih?
Ma 3indich insult itbarrid il chabd akthur?

I hang my head down,
la ma 3indy..
ma 3arif..

Offfffffffffffffffff…
This story X must NOT know about..
Akeed ra7 yezefny o I already did that o zaffait roo7y ibroo7y!

KALB..
O akthur mn KALB b3d.

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Oh and elly kha6ab Sweetness is Flan.