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[16 Oct 2011 | Comments Off | 0 views]

Do you know how much your husband has in the bank?..I don’t !I remember when a couple of years ago I asked him about it, he smiled vaguely and answered ” Kel khair ! “O bas tha3at elsalfa o khalas ……The reason why i’m bringing this up now is this t…

It's all about me, X and I »

[20 Sep 2011 | Comments Off | 0 views]

So we met, and I have to say I had a really good time. She was a bit tense at first, and a little reserved, as though waiting to see how I will treat her first. I was very casual and wouldn’t let my despise of her husband affect my relation with her. S…

Life is a Big Circus, X and I »

[18 Sep 2011 | Comments Off | 0 views]

Testing , testing123*taps on mike*Can you hear me ,, ??Are there ppl still reading this ??Testing testing 1 2 3 ….الفترة اللي فاتت انشغلت حيل بمشروع جديد شجعني عليه اكسوبفضل ربّي انفتحت لي…

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[9 Mar 2011 | Comments Off | 0 views]

..وين عيونكما تشوف؟؟يالله رووح قبل لا أغير رايي وانادي الشرطة!!أنا قاعدة ورا السكان، وأشوفك حدك معصب، تأشر بايدك وتصارخ، والريّال الهندي ا…

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[9 Mar 2011 | Comments Off | 0 views]

..وين عيونكما تشوف؟؟يالله رووح قبل لا أغير رايي وانادي الشرطة!!أنا قاعدة ورا السكان، وأشوفك حدك معصب، تأشر بايدك وتصارخ، والريّال الهندي ا…

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[19 Jun 2010 | Comments Off | 0 views]

Although your comments brought such comfort to my blazing heart, some even put a big smile on my face and made me giggle, I just couldn’t go on pretending like everything was ok.I gave him the cold shoulder all day. Although he tried to shrug this whol…

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[16 Jun 2010 | Comments Off | 0 views]

He’s not kind, and definitly not gentle!I take that back.He is a good man, i will give him that.But not unlike the enviroment we live in, he is a desert man.Meaning he is dry, not soft and mellow.3asaby, o 7aar.And I hate that.”It’s so hot in here, and…

X and I »

[14 Jun 2010 | Comments Off | 0 views]

I strech my neck closer to the mirror, close one eye and carefully apply my eyeliner. I pull back to view the result. “Not bad Gigi!” I smile to myself.I finish up quickly. I carefully put my new dress on and fluff my hair just as X enters the room. I …

Confessions, X and I »

[4 Jun 2010 | Comments Off | 0 views]

I didn’t exactly ask X for a divorce.No marriage is perfect, and mine certainly is no exception!The truth of the matter is that we went through some really tough patch. I don’t know what went wrong exactly but 6 months ago we just couldn’t communicate …

X and I »

[8 May 2010 | Comments Off | 0 views]

يالله جهزتي؟ بسرعة لا نتأخريقولوأقوم وقلبي ثقيلأغير ملابسي وأحط كحلتيأدخل وتصدجو يسوده الصمت والتوتروأروح لعندها واسلّمعلشانهأحاول أشح…

X and I »

[14 Feb 2010 | Comments Off | 0 views]
I wake up late today.
I walk lazily out of my room into the living room when I stop dead in my tracks.
There, on the center table, standing long and proud, is a bouquet of red roses.
I should be touched, right?
I should go all Awwwww and stuff..
Instead my reaction was more
WHAT THE HECK, heheheheh ?!?!?!
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Let me explain:
The flowers was arranged in the most old fashion way ever, with an ugly white teddy bear holding a heart in both arms !!!
A teddy, seriously ?!?!

C’MON!
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I call X to thank him,
ma gassar 7bibi..
So do you like it? ” he asks.
chan atwahhag!

Ummmm, u know there is a teddy bl mawtho3, right?

Really? ” He cracks out laughing

Ee, holding a giant red heart that says I love you

La wallah ? Hahahahahah. You know you have to thank my secretary for that

Is that right? I’ll be sure to call her then

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X’s office, good morning

Hi, is that you Angy?

Yes, hello Mrs X

Hello Angy. Happy Valentine’s day

Oh thank you Mrs X, happy Valentines to you as well. Have you received your flowers?

Yes dear, thank you very much

No problem at all. Allah yekhalleekon la ba3d inshaAllah

Thanks Angy. However, I will be emailing you a list of my favourite florists for next time

A moment pause, then I hear her voice: “Sure

Thanks again dear, and have a lovely day

You’re most welcome

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*Smile*
Now I can go though the day knowing that this adversity will never happen again
Happy V-Day all ;*
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Life is a Big Circus, X and I »

[21 Jan 2010 | Comments Off | 0 views]

So yesterday, I was reading my magazine when X comes in after work, all excited, and says:
You wouldn’t believe what she wore today!

I roll my eyes, and play along.
And what did little miss Gorgeous wear today?

A skirt this short” , he puts his hand to mid thigh, “Aaaand heels this long“, he gestures with his hands.
I’m telling you Gigi, that girl is simply WOW

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X has been noticing this girl ever since she started working in the same building. He know nothing about her except that she is drop-dead-gorgeous, very stylish, tikana ma ta36y wayh, aaaand the only solid info he got is that she drives a G-Class off-Roadster, or what we call Mercerdes Box Jeep!

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He picks up the phone:
I’m calling Bo Sal3a

What for?!

I want him to get me her name, hathy ma tet6awwaf

I shrug and go back to reading Elle. I hear him dictate her license plate to his friend and hang up.

Bo Sal3a never disappoints!
5 minutes later, X’s mobile rings. He picks it up. But….. I hear him shout at his friend!!

What’s the matter? Didn’t he get you her name?

He did, he got me her full name. It’s ****** **** Al ******

So why were you upset with him?

Coz that’s all that he got me. Mako address, mako shy. What if this is her mother’s name. I need more info

My eyebrows hit the roof, like huh?
And you expect him to get these details how ballah?

Madry yetsarraf

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And just before I finish “10 hot looks for the Spring” article, his mobile rings again. And this time I hear him laughing and thanking the dude.

X comes to me, looking all triumphant, and hands me a small piece of paper.

I read and there is not only the girl’s name,
but her detailed address,
and…………

HER BIRTHDAY!!!

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She’s perfect for your brother, isn’t she? “, he looks at me with a big smile.
I smile back and nod my head, “Indeed” !

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So little miss Gorgeous with your boxy mercedes jeep, if you are anything like my hubby described, please expect a handsome young man lurking around in your building in an attempt to see you. And if all goes well, we should be calling your mother by the end of this month ;-)

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It's all about me, X and I »

[24 Jul 2009 | Comments Off | 0 views]

I win.
:-D
For the 3rd time in a row, afooz 3la X bl kot!
*victory dance*

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7beebi yetwattar, o yenarfiz..
o afooz 3laih, heheheh

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La wemsammi fareeqah : “Dream Team” ;-p
Hahahah ….

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Abbaih bas bas kifaya shimata la yagleb il7ath wefooz 3alay,
killish maby a6ee7 belsanah *heart pounding*

X and I »

[9 May 2009 | Comments Off | 0 views]

Out to dinner the other night, X and I were enjoying our meal, when faj2atan, out of no where, X throws this question at me:

Who do you love more, your dad or me?

And with no hesitation what so ever, “Oboy 6ab3an“, while casually reaching for my drink.

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Now I didn’t ask him in return if he loves his mother more!
Because really now I know the answer, and frankly I don’t want to hear it ;-)